Annoying = Facebook

I think a lot of shit on Facebook is annoying.

Annoyed by #1:  I'm annoyed when people use terrible grammar on Facebook.  I'm not talking typo's or that sort of thing.  I'm talking using board when you should have typed bored.  I guess not everyone pays attention in elementary school but broke and broken each have their place in the English language and you should know how to use them.

I am broke.  Meaning I have no money.
My computer is broken. Meaning it doesn't work anymore.

I'm not saying that I'm 100% perfect.  I can't figure out laid, lay, lie for the life of me.  My spelling leaves a bit to be desired as well. 

But c'mon people. 

Annoyed by #2:  I'm annoyed by crappy pictures.  Pictures that aren't in focus.  Pictures that show me how filthy your house is.

If you are going to take the time to share your world with me, make it pretty for me please.

Again, no one is perfect.  I'm sure there are pictures I've posted on FB that people think, "Why the fuck did she post that shit?". 

I'm talking about the repeat offenders.  The people who post pictures that are oriented the wrong direction, are of the back of someone's head, or are just plain disgusting.

And then, THEN!, they  have the balls to take the time to tag them.  Really?

Annoyed by #3: Vague status updates.  I don't want to have to guess about what's happening in your life right now.  Honestly, I really couldn't give a rats ass. 

I have a friend that posts really funny status updates like:

feels all warm & fuzzy knowing I have a few hundred friends out there pretending to care about what I'm up to today. Thanks everybody! ♥.

‎(Insert attention-seeking comment that's vague & mysterious while hinting at tragedy. Wait for friends to feign concern.)

Now that shit is funny.

Your posts about - terrible. oh, painful. i hate you, you know who you are... are really just annoying.

I have more but the cat is stuck in the boys room again.